"Bolivian Bands Deflower African Noodles" has failed because:
• one can not deflower a noodle
"Deflated Shovels To Commit Suicide For Ladies" has failed because:
• a shovel can not commit suicide for anyone
"German Jungle Gym Suffocates" has failed because:
• a jungle gym can not suffocate
"Amoral Cat-o-nine Tails Rope Cherries" has failed because:
• amoral is not a good way to describe a cat-o-nine tail
• a cat-o-nine tail can not rope anything
"Movie Theater Murders The Australians" has failed because:
• a movie theater can not murder anyone
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